There's An App for That!

A while back I saw a Tweet by some milennial that said something along the lines of "I wish there was an app like texting but that you could just talk instead." It was girls like her that give the rest of us milennials on social media a bad name but I always thought, what if someone did make that app? They'd make so much money because people wouldn't even think twice about their phone being a phone- used to make calls. Thus, my ridiculous product is born.

Introducing "Talxting"! All the impersonality of texting with the immediacy of talking! For just $3.99/month you get a subscription to the great app that lets you communicate with your loved ones over your phones, without tap-tap-tapping away at your phone screen! And you'll finally have a use for that hashtag that isn't a hashtag! Maybe now you'll know why it exists on old phones even though Twitter wasn't invented until 2006. Could old people see into the future? Maybe! Text "TALXT" to 33606 now to start your subscription!

Or... just click this on your phone: